Turning
'Til by turning, turning we come round right
no medications
and joy
new medications
lots of tears
and joy
From the Quotables File
I keep a file of all cute/funny happenings from life, and I thought I would post a few to make you smile :)
Scene: Latin 3 class, translating the book of Ruth from Latin into English and comparing various English translations with our own.
Ruth 3:9 - "And he said, 'Who art thou?' And she answered, 'I am Ruth, thine handmaid: spread therefore thy skirt over thy handmaid; for thou art a near kinsman.'"
Juliet:
Katie Beth: he was Scottish
Mr. Callihan: skirt means cloak or robe under which he slept, so like, blanket
Caitlin: skirt, cloak, blankie...same thing :)
Katie Beth: Ssshhh. It's a kilt.
Mr. Callihan: yes
Juliet: Ah! Thank you =)
Katie Beth: er, actually... it's not
Katie Beth: *gets strange images*
Mr. Callihan: a kilt doesn't work very well for a blankie, KB :)
Katie Beth G: never mind about the kilt
Scene: Reading hour in the living room, everyone present except for the youngest, who runs into the room saying...
MA: I lost my WWOMAHN!
Charlie looks carefully at MA, "Your WHAT?!"
"My womahn!"
Jacqueline: Wow, I didn't know you had one...
MA: But I do! Lots of 'em, with swords and shields.
The mental images made us all double-over laughing.
Then Daddy clarified for us, "You guys, he means his Roman."
Encouragements
From Spurgeon's Morning and Evening:
The God of providence has limited the time, manner, intensity, repetition, and effects of all our sicknesses; each throb is decreed, each sleepless hour predestinated, each relapse ordained, each depression of spirit foreknown, and each sanctifying result eternally purposed. [...] We cannot suffer too much or be relieved too late.(Emphasis mine.)
From Chrysostom's Homily on the Paralytic Let Down Through the Roof:
Let us then not be repining, or faint-hearted, when some unexpected thing befalls us; but let us suffer Him who knows these things accurately, to prove our hearts by fire as long as He pleases: for He does this for a useful purpose and with a view to the profit of those who are tried.Read more...